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Hey Guys Sexy Puerto Rican Milf Liz 4 Sum Kinky Phone Sex

July 11th, 2016 Sexy Latina Liz No comments

Hey guys This is Liz My group And I are a New addition of Cottage Communications INC Phone Sex Company.

Our New Site is http://www.hotkinkyphonesex.com My Personal Bio and pics are Below Call me now !!!  I am excited to be part of the Team !!!!

If you mention this blog Mention your call will be $20 for 10 mins

 

 



Hola Chicos Me llamo Liz, Tengo 30 anos y soy de Salinas Puerto Rico. 

Mido 5’7 140 libras 34DD con una Chochita rica y afeitadita y Culo que da para todo el mundo.

Tengo Sangre de Puta an las venas asi que cuando me llames Siempre estare lista Y bellaca.

Hey Guys My name Is Liz, Born in Salinas Puerto Rico.

I am 5’7 140 34dd 30 years old.

Nice shaved tight sweet Pussy and juicy Ass.

This Hot Blooded Puerto Rican Slut will Always be ready When you call.

 

 

100% Boriqua here Papi I will not answer the phone telling you I don’t speak Spanish.

The call can go either in Spanish, English or Spanglish Baby.

I have no limits. Nada de Taboos.

Pick up the phone and Just Sit Back Relax and Jerk the Cock Papi.

 

 

 

AUNTIE PHONESEX FUNNY XoX

January 27th, 2011 Auntie No comments

Old folk sex is some of the best sex and brings us some of the best wit and pleasure.  When I got this I had to share it with you, remember you won’t have this problem with Auntie Carol.  My boys know Im a anything goes Kind of Auntie!!  ;) Enjoy

THE NEVER ENDING SOAP OPERA OF MARGARET & BERT

BERT-MARGARET

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. 
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his  wife, “Notice anything different about me?”

 


Margaret looked him over. “Nope.” 
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. 

 


Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, “Notice anything different NOW?”


Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, “Bert, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow.” 


Furious, Bert yelled, “AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?”


“Nope. Not a clue”, she replied. 
“IT’S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!” 

 


Without missing a beat Margaret replied, “Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.”
 

Many loves to you my boys.. now go put on your cowboy boots and cum on over to

Auntie Carol’s house ;) 1-877-516-8280

 

 

AuntieCarol

NoTaboo Auntie Carol 1-877-516-8280

Anything goes @ Auntie Carol’s house ;)  

Halloweenie Fun for All

October 31st, 2010 StepMommy Bonnie No comments

I was on my way to a little Halloweenie party last night and stopped for a java at one of my favorite Dutch bros <(best beans !!) stand.  Being halloween a couple of the boys were dressed so damn cute I had to share

SEXY DUTCH BOYS

SEXY DUTCH BOYS

Just a note about Dutch Bros .. they are soooooooooooooooo much better than starbucks <gives me the skitters or seattles best  … And obviously the fellas in the stands are so much more sexy ;)

Loves to you all this Halloween day … enjoy have fun and by all means get a little XOXO

Oh one more pic to share from one of my twitter buddies lol its a crack up too http://plixi.com/p/54164257

Do every thing fun and nasty XOXO Bonnie 1-877-279-2318

Maxi Phonesex

March 29th, 2010 GILF Maxine No comments

You have not lived until you’ve spent erotic phonesex time with a Mature Maidensuch as myself.  When a  fellow craves direction or possibly discipline and/or denial, in a session that is so intense we find a connection.  It just pleases this Ol Broad to make a young man so extremely hot!  I can’t begin to tell you how many times I’ve been told I’m addictive.  If you say such nice things my little man it just might fetch you delightful rewards XOXO

One client after a session sent this cartoon, said he felt like his dick was jumping wanting in so very badly … I adsolutley love it when you email and share your thoughts and joys.  Possibly a scene you crave?   Baby tell Maxi what you need! 

HOP little man, just how bad do you want in? How far will you go?

Will you plead and beg or will you be rewarded?

ON YOUR BALLS - WANTING TO PLEASE

ON YOUR BALLS – WANTING TO PLEASE

MAXI GILF 1-800-788-1136

or

24/7 Sexy Hostess one number to all Cottage Ladies

1-877-Pussy-61

1-877-787-7961

Are you ready my man ?!?

Are you ready my little man ?!?

Pussy in the Pit

November 12th, 2009 BBW-Mama Liz No comments

Oh my! I just had to share this ingenious tat.  I love creative artwork and this tops the hit parade.  thanks to oddee.com and the 12 bizarre armpit tattoos LOL yep someone made a page .. way to go oddee

Here it is and how fun

My what a hairy bush ;)

My what a hairy bush ;) Enjoy my darlins, Liz your BBW MamaIt's only Kinky the first time xo

 

Its only Kinky the first time XO

It's only Kinky the first time XO

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