Have you ever had a fantasy of getting even with that Cock Tease or the Bitch at work? That dream was exciting wasn’t it? I know that when I fantasize like that oh the orgasms are so hard and yummy.
Well give me or even one of the other fantastic Cottage Ladies a call. We all would love to run you through a fantastic revenge plot Role Play. Then again maybe you need one of our wonderful mature MILFs to talk to about that upskirt tease you would love to bang.
What ever your Fetish or Fantasy I and my friends will make sure it ends with a load shattering bang. 
I rec’d this email today and just had to share .. It’s a crack up and OOOOO so true!
Remember boys Phone Sex is so much cheaper, safer and much more discreet. Honey we’re not going to tell anyone or share your text. Let’s hear it for Phone Sex !!! … Read on and know Mama is right once again XOXOXO
A Letter To Jessie James
You Stupid Bastard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock?
How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world.
She has a body to die for and her current wealth shadowed only by Oprah.
Your wife, recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now named " America 's Sweetheart."
You also remember, she just won an Oscar and praised you up and down in front of the world while you were porkin’ away.
You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated asshole cheater on the planet!
How can you live with yourself!
I only have one thing to say to the despicable, miserable, cheating piece of shit that you are:
Thanks for taking the heat off of me.
FUCK LIKE RABBITS
Thought I’d give you a little bunny day treat. Call me (GRANNY JEAN) and say bunny hump and I’ll give ya a couple free extra min. with your paid call.
Maybe we can play hide the eggs ,nasty gilf ’s way. After all, Granny loves to play very nasty games with her boys. I can always dress you up in your little easter dress and panties with the ruffles on the butt and of course we need those black patent leather mary jane shoes. I’ll comb my easter sissy boys hair and put your bonnet on you with the pink ribbon. If you wiggle to much granny will have to lay you across my bare lap and pull those panties down and redden that sweet ass. Whats it gonna be? my way or……
Call your bunny humpin granny now…. CLICK HERE TO GET STARTED
February 22nd, 2010
Amber
So you think just because I’ve got a pretty face and smoking hot bod,I get all I need. Well guess what boys, there is no such thing. I never get enough nasty ass play. Thats where you cum in. Get that big dick out and call me. I’m sure I can make it sit up and beg. You wanna be my dog? You going to sniff around my sweet holes and whine for a piece of me? Just how far will you go to show your devotion? Bad dogs get punished and sleep on the floor at the foot of my bed while I reward someone else with my treats. Decide soon, I never wait, I want it when and how I want it. No arguing..
Shut up and stop that whining and just call now!
DO IT NOW !
