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Grandma gets kinky with naked men

May 30th, 2011 Auntie No comments

What a fine weekend I’ve had .. I wanted to tell you about the Bachelorette party I went to Friday night and how Grandma Loved the swinging cock sacks ;)

Friday night all the girls went out for a night on the town & bachelorette party  LOL what a hoot … well Muriel the 86 year old grandma went along as did the Auntie’s, Moms of bride and groom add in the High School girl friends ( bride and friends all in there early 20′s) lol quite the combo right

 
So yes we go to the stripper bar .. in the front is the naked girls .. walk thru this bark door and WALLA the naked boys lol … so we are fairly early to the shows and our choice of seats .. so yes of course we take the seats around the stage for proper dollar bill placement lol
 
At this point we are all getting dances and yes Grandma got a dance … the fun part is this cute little Italian boy with fine fine muscles in all the right places  .. nice hat and cute little very little g-string with ruffled cock bag … rather well filled ruffled bag and as this young man is artfully swinging his ruffled bag (emphasis on the ruffle running down the front of the bag) and Grandma’s  head bobbing back and forth following the swinging ruffle  … can you see this picture I’ll try and get a pic of this as I know someone got one LOL .. I was so busy laughing I couldn’t get a pic … If only we had a bobble head of it … hysterical and yes it made me laugh so hard I did snort LOL
 
And O my what happened in that big white HUMMER Limo …. OoOoOoOoOo Lala
Loves to all
Auntie Carol
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Ready for some Kinky family fun XOXO

Calm down little one and tell Auntie what happen!

May 2nd, 2011 Angie No comments

You saw me in the shower and now your little penis is all hard.  Oh nothing to be alarmed about, I can help you with that. See your penis just needs me take care of you. I will show you how good your penis can feel with my lips sealed around the head of your penis.

Angie
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Yes honey Momma is a Slut!

January 29th, 2011 Mama Mary No comments

Now get up here and let momma show Big Daddy what he needs!

Mary Lucia
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AUNTIE PHONESEX FUNNY XoX

January 27th, 2011 Auntie No comments

Old folk sex is some of the best sex and brings us some of the best wit and pleasure.  When I got this I had to share it with you, remember you won’t have this problem with Auntie Carol.  My boys know Im a anything goes Kind of Auntie!!  ;) Enjoy

THE NEVER ENDING SOAP OPERA OF MARGARET & BERT

BERT-MARGARET

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. 
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his  wife, “Notice anything different about me?”

 


Margaret looked him over. “Nope.” 
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. 

 


Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, “Notice anything different NOW?”


Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, “Bert, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow.” 


Furious, Bert yelled, “AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?”


“Nope. Not a clue”, she replied. 
“IT’S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!” 

 


Without missing a beat Margaret replied, “Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.”
 

Many loves to you my boys.. now go put on your cowboy boots and cum on over to

Auntie Carol’s house ;) 1-877-516-8280

 

 

AuntieCarol

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Anything goes @ Auntie Carol’s house ;)  

Aunt Angie for the boy in your fantasies.

December 26th, 2010 Angie Comments off

You think about your youth. You remember the desires of your past. The dreams that never were fulfilled. The crush on the teacher, the infatuation with your Mother, the seductive scenarios you dreamed of with your Auntie. One by one, you saw the chance for those encounters fade away, but the desire, the desire is still there, Alive and burning bright. You have the opportunity to call and share with me, relive with me, each of those desires. You have the opportunity to fantasy about what could have happen, if chance had not passed you by.


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Angie
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Super Bowl Phonesex dare?

February 5th, 2010 Auntie No comments

My first year of taking calls from horny boys proved to be a very interesting year.  Opened my eyes and opened my sense of experiment further than I ever thought possible.  Back to my first Superbowl sunday as a phone sexy lady.  I thought I would be watching the game with out a single ring, well one boy called right after half time and we masturbated together thru the rest of the game.  Now I was on a nice cushy sofa, with my gentleman friend who also ended up masturbating with my phone gent and myself.  I know him watching me is what him so very horny and got him to join in on the fun. 

The reason this is so memorable is I could hear a full blown super bowl party going on.  Like my gentleman caller was right in the middle of the party on a sofa stroking his rod.  Unlike my self some what in private, it was very exciting hearing him talk dirty -”O so dirty” to Auntie! While partying lol what fun the need of orgasm brings us too …

Baby doll I would love to kibitz about any balls you might want too.  Let’s get naughty this weekend and celebrate the love of football and masturbation XOXO

Auntie Carol’s dare to you … Will you masturbate during the game?  In public?

TOUCH DOWN XOXO

TOUCH DOWN XOXO

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