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Auntie — Mon, 30 May 2011 16:22:52 +0000

What a fine weekend I’ve had .. I wanted to tell you about the Bachelorette party I went to Friday night and how Grandma Loved the swinging cock sacks

Friday night all the girls went out for a night on the town & bachelorette party LOL what a hoot … well Muriel the 86 year old grandma went along as did the Auntie’s, Moms of bride and groom add in the High School girl friends ( bride and friends all in there early 20′s) lol quite the combo right

So yes we go to the stripper bar .. in the front is the naked girls .. walk thru this bark door and WALLA the naked boys lol … so we are fairly early to the shows and our choice of seats .. so yes of course we take the seats around the stage for proper dollar bill placement lol

At this point we are all getting dances and yes Grandma got a dance … the fun part is this cute little Italian boy with fine fine muscles in all the right places .. nice hat and cute little very little g-string with ruffled cock bag … rather well filled ruffled bag and as this young man is artfully swinging his ruffled bag (emphasis on the ruffle running down the front of the bag) and Grandma’s head bobbing back and forth following the swinging ruffle … can you see this picture I’ll try and get a pic of this as I know someone got one LOL .. I was so busy laughing I couldn’t get a pic … If only we had a bobble head of it … hysterical and yes it made me laugh so hard I did snort LOL

And O my what happened in that big white HUMMER Limo …. OoOoOoOoOo Lala

Loves to all

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Ready for some Kinky family fun XOXO

Calm down little one and tell Auntie what happen!

Angie — Mon, 02 May 2011 17:16:37 +0000

You saw me in the shower and now your little penis is all hard. Oh nothing to be alarmed about, I can help you with that. See your penis just needs me take care of you. I will show you how good your penis can feel with my lips sealed around the head of your penis.

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Mama Mary — Sat, 29 Jan 2011 12:08:54 +0000

Now get up here and let momma show Big Daddy what he needs!

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Auntie — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 21:36:10 +0000

Old folk sex is some of the best sex and brings us some of the best wit and pleasure. When I got this I had to share it with you, remember you won’t have this problem with Auntie Carol. My boys know Im a anything goes Kind of Auntie!! ;) Enjoy

THE NEVER ENDING SOAP OPERA OF MARGARET & BERT

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?”

Margaret looked him over. “Nope.”

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.

Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, “Notice anything different NOW?”

Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, “Bert, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow.”

Furious, Bert yelled, “AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?”

“Nope. Not a clue”, she replied.

“IT’S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!”

Without missing a beat Margaret replied, “Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.”

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Angie — Mon, 27 Dec 2010 03:19:54 +0000

You think about your youth. You remember the desires of your past. The dreams that never were fulfilled. The crush on the teacher, the infatuation with your Mother, the seductive scenarios you dreamed of with your Auntie. One by one, you saw the chance for those encounters fade away, but the desire, the desire is still there, Alive and burning bright. You have the opportunity to call and share with me, relive with me, each of those desires. You have the opportunity to fantasy about what could have happen, if chance had not passed you by.

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Super Bowl Phonesex dare?

Auntie — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 02:02:06 +0000

My first year of taking calls from horny boys proved to be a very interesting year. Opened my eyes and opened my sense of experiment further than I ever thought possible. Back to my first Superbowl sunday as a phone sexy lady. I thought I would be watching the game with out a single ring, well one boy called right after half time and we masturbated together thru the rest of the game. Now I was on a nice cushy sofa, with my gentleman friend who also ended up masturbating with my phone gent and myself. I know him watching me is what him so very horny and got him to join in on the fun.

The reason this is so memorable is I could hear a full blown super bowl party going on. Like my gentleman caller was right in the middle of the party on a sofa stroking his rod. Unlike my self some what in private, it was very exciting hearing him talk dirty -”O so dirty” to Auntie! While partying lol what fun the need of orgasm brings us too …

Baby doll I would love to kibitz about any balls you might want too. Let’s get naughty this weekend and celebrate the love of football and masturbation XOXO

Auntie Carol’s dare to you … Will you masturbate during the game? In public?

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Auntie — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 21:14:06 +0000

I love to wake up in the morning and find a blanket of white outside and a fine man making his way up the path to my door. As he walks in I’m waiting in my silky nightie (ready to shed it at any moment) this fine man is shaking the white off of his jacket and talk about shedding his duds … he was lightening fast and hollering .. WARM ME UP BABY !!!

Anyone that knows me .. knows I was obliged to do so and as fast as an elf on the toy line. OOOOOOOOOOOOO baby .. he was so ready for my hot body!

One of my many boys stopping by this holiday season to wish me a joyous season and KEEP AUNTIE WARM

Auntie Kisses to you for the Holiday Season

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Cindy — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 22:50:12 +0000

I have guys ask me on occasion if I have ever been with a woman – well HELL YEAH of course I have! I have quite a bit of history with women in fact and I’ll tell you a little about it, but rest assured I do enjoy some girl on girl and if there is a hot randy guy watching it just adds to OUR PLEASURE.

As a young teenage – and some of you fellas probably remember your early days – kids that age are CURIOUS and they share that curiosity! The number of sleepovers me and my girl friends would have – we could not wait to get togther, and anticipate chatting ALL night long about boys mostly – but other things too like maybe somebody caught their parents fooling around, or maybe somebody found something naughty in the master bedroom hidden in a bottom drawer – and just a natural curiosity – about our bodies (and boys) – and that curiosity often led to some kind of experimentation – hmmmm imagine that….want to hear more girl on girl detail – maybe you are a very kinky fella and like the idea of mother and daughter – hmmmm? I have this young niece – and she adores and looks up to me and wants to be JUST LIKE AUNT CINDY when she grows up and I have taken her under my wing. I could use a hand in continuing her education and she is VERY eager to learn – interested? 1-877-487-6465.

Thanksgiving Phone SEX specials

Auntie — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:35:40 +0000

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