I went to church today and I confessed all my sins
I was walking by This church did other day and saw this HOT priest. I decided to stop by today. (Sunday) I went in with a little scandalous outfit ,oh btw I am not Religious lol. Before I confess my self to him I made sure I greeted him so he can familiarized with my voice. Then it was time to confess. I said “Father First of all I am not going to kneel down What I have on does not allow me too”. He said I should Dress more appropriately when coming into “his House” and I replied This Is America and I Will dress how ever I want. I also told him that I really didn’t need a speech and just to hear me out. He explained that I needed to truly repent for my sins or they will not wash away. LOL I said Father I just need to Express my Self , so lets forgot the Holy Mary’s and all of that. I went on to tell him all my little secrets( call me and I’ll share them with you) and boy was he gagging. He said “you most remove your self and may god forgive you .” He also said that I was not going to take the Church as a joke. I said well Father it’s OK don’t fight it. getting hard with all of these stories, shows that your human and nothing more. Before I left I whisper ” I will have you Father and all of your faggot colleagues, You faggots are weak and will always fall for temptation” (giggles) He Gasp and Said I was the Devil and walked out.
my feeling are so hurt call me I need to talk to someone lol