DANGLING FROM THE CORD – is it a phonesex cord
Was it a fierce call with a horny client? Did he cum so hard he slipped from the roof? Was he really having great Phone Sex on the roof, sneaking away for a big load? You be the judge XOXOXXO
NOW THATS AN ORGASM!
Here’s the real story lol … priceless (don’t you want to go out and put up a dangling fella?)
“Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down.
First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.
Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn’t take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.”
I just had to share the best Christmas decorations yet this year LOL
Be sure to call us for a bit of tension release prior to going up on the roof this year 
1-877-787-7961 *** 1-877-Pussy-61
We’ll keep you happy and safe XOXOXO