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I Wake Up Horny!

August 10th, 2013 Justine No comments

Hello there Justine here – now I know a lot of folks take one look at me and think I must never EVER be without a man but the truth is I do sometimes find myself – going solo!  Don’t get me wrong I LOVE men and nothing would make me happier than to get with the right one and actually become – well monogamous may be overstating it but committed would be nice!  It just seems that whenever I start off a new relationship within a few months it fizzles – so here I am again on the prowl – and a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do listen I have a great vibrator never lets me down or says the wrong thing and I love porn – you and I might not be made for each other long term but I bet we can have some fun just playing around casual like!  Call me – lets take care of some short term goals I’ll let the future take care of itself!

Justine – 1-877-239-3163

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Yeah I get paid for doing this….

June 26th, 2013 Justine No comments

‘ve said this many times and many places I AM one of the luckiest women on earth – because I love sex so MUCH and I have as much sex as I want as many different ways as possible with as many partners as possible and I get paid for it!  And it’s true!  Now one could say why that means I’m no better than a whore – right you are!  Hey if I had it all to do over again I’d get my implants at 19 and hit Vegas and be the BEST pole dancer ever!  Once I socked away all that money, at the ripe mature age of 25 I’d become a high priced escort – once that played out – lets give it 10 years or so – and I’d retire to PHONE SEX.

Yeah I get paid for my looks, my pussy, my voice and most important my imagination – I am better than Viagra and I love every minute of what I do!

Call me and see what I’m talking about – I can guarantee you I can give you one of the most erotic and fulfilling experiences you’ll ever know and at the rock bottom dirt cheap price of only $2.50 a minute – not too many bargains like that out there – you got nothing to lose and everything to gain!

Toll free baby – 1-877-239-3163

Justine

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Spurs or Heat?

June 6th, 2013 Carly No comments

Pick one – I personally have to go for the Spurs – not for nothing its San Antonio and really hasn’t Miami gotten enough attention with all its glitz and bling and all as trashy as any Kardashian – as opposed to good ole Texas, and especially good old San Antonio – where the cowboys are sexy, the women are real women, and the basketball players are destined to win the title!

Care to make my bet more interesting?  Could be worth some free time with you favorite ass princess of all ME if you play your cards – and your basketball teams right!

Call me – Carly – and let’s talk some sports and some ball handling!  1-877-219-6027!

Carly

http://www.climaxxxave.com/carlypage.htm

Rainy Beach Weather

May 28th, 2013 Cindy No comments

So this past weekend sucked a group of us had gone down to the shore (yeah the Jersey shore yeah Sandy tore it up) but we folks in Jersey don’t take any shit off of anybody or anything and that bitch Sandy can kiss her own ass – we are stronger than the storm.

So the beach and boardwalks are looking great – ok some heavy equipment, some wrecked amusement park equipment but what was the bummer was the weather!  Cold and rainy!  Now those who know me know I am NOT one for tan lines – I am too old not to take care of my white skin, LOL.  But I do rock a string bikini and I do love lathering myself up with sunscreen and parading on the sand.  But we had to make do with the hottub on the back deck of our rental and a bottle or 2 of Patron did chase our blues away…..

Our party didn’t end there of course – but to hear more you must call me = 1-877-551-3919.

Cindy

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Ball Talk

May 22nd, 2013 Carly No comments

I’m just a good old girl who likes boys – and boy things – boy things like baseball, football, basketball, wrestling, boy things like cocks and balls – and lips and tongues – and I’m happy to mash it up anyway you want it – we can watch some sports, we can bet on a play off game, we can wreck the sheets – I might even roll around under the bleachers with you – it would not be the first time!

Bring Carly your balls and anything else you got and we’ll all go home winners!

1-877-219-6027

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Easy Summertime Living

May 19th, 2013 Justine No comments

Maybe you can tell by my photos but I do like warm, even tropical weather – I like going commando under a breezy gauzy little coverup – when its hot and humid I feel all flushed – almost swollen – and I consider a pair of wedge sandals dressed up – I guess you can say when the temperature rises – it RISES!

Is anyone else getting hot?

Justine

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