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MERRY MERRY JINGLE BALLS

December 22nd, 2013 admin No comments

We would like to wish you the Happiest of Holidays XoXoX

Stop by for some good old fashioned masturbation … you’ll be much more comfortable in those large gatherings or beautiful women dressed in their finery.  Makes you wonder whats under those pretty sparkly holiday dresses … ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh baby gives you a stiffy doesn’t it !!

Let’s jingle some balls this season

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And a blow job in the pear tree …

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Your present is waiting for you … jingle jingle

 

Built for Comfort -

August 27th, 2013 Collette No comments

Remember that old saying – some guy I dated when I was 19 told me I was built for comfort not for speed and I took it for the compliment it is!

I have all respect for some of the young ones – thinking about Miss Miley Cyrus on the VMA's that is ONE hot little honey no doubt!  And she can twerk that fine behind like nobody's business!

I can twerk it too – only my big round bouncy bouncy bottom doesn't get going at quite the same rate – nor do my huge tits swing and bounce at the speed of light – however, a ride on me is a thing of beauty – every inch of this body can cradle you and comfort you and squeeze you nice and tight and give you a shivering, intense, hot HOT cum – so call me and let's do it!  Toll free at 1-888-888-7184.

Collette

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Call me Old-fashioned….

August 3rd, 2013 Cindy No comments

Hello well its true I am not a young kid anymore, got a few years on me and I happily accept  being called a MILF;  you can try to hold onto ‘youth’ as long as you want, time will march on!  Now listen I DO take care of myself – I use self-control with alcohol (except for Patron but that’s another story), I eat right – seriously I am pretty vegan – and I hydrate and that’s all fine – one thing I WON’T do to appear younger is shave my pussy hair!  Oh no – to me, that big bush is part of the package – just like foreplay!  Sure you can do without it but why?

Call me – 1-877-551-3919

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Spurs or Heat?

June 6th, 2013 Carly No comments

Pick one – I personally have to go for the Spurs – not for nothing its San Antonio and really hasn’t Miami gotten enough attention with all its glitz and bling and all as trashy as any Kardashian – as opposed to good ole Texas, and especially good old San Antonio – where the cowboys are sexy, the women are real women, and the basketball players are destined to win the title!

Care to make my bet more interesting?  Could be worth some free time with you favorite ass princess of all ME if you play your cards – and your basketball teams right!

Call me – Carly – and let’s talk some sports and some ball handling!  1-877-219-6027!

Carly

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This Tomboy is ALL GIRL!

May 29th, 2013 Carly No comments

Hello there I’m Carly, and I’ve been described as a sports fanatic, and it’s true.  I’ve also been told I’m a hellova good lay and THAT’s true too!  What is it about a ball or 2 that gets my blood going on or off the field.

Now it being late spring there’s not a lot going on sports wise on TV – oh you can always find something but I’d like something fun to find me – maybe that will be you – call me – 1-877-219-6027.

Carly

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Justine Plays Dirty

May 3rd, 2013 Justine No comments

Hello fellas I’m Justine and I’m proud of my sexy body and happy to show it off – I love sex, I love sex of all kinds, in fact the dirtier the better which is just one of the reasons I’m as addicted to phone sex as I bet you are!  I’m between partners right now but I always have my eye open for a likely candidate – I met a new neighbor at the mailbox today something tells me we’ll have to look into that a little more closely – but it’s early spring here, I had on a pair of short shorts, long bare legs, high heeled sandals and a tight white t-shirt with no bra so you can imagine where his eyes were focused!  Put it this way I bet he couldn’t tell you what color my eyes are!  Ha!  So until I lasso young Billy into my clutches how about you keep me company – toll free 1-877-239-3163 and check me and my other lady friends out at http://www.number1nastyphonesex.com

Justine