Was it a fierce call with a horny client? Did he cum so hard he slipped from the roof? Was he really having great Phone Sex on the roof, sneaking away for a big load? You be the judge XOXOXXO
NOW THATS AN ORGASM!
Here’s the real story lol … priceless (don’t you want to go out and put up a dangling fella?)
“Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down.
First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.
Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn’t take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.”
I just had to share the best Christmas decorations yet this year LOL
Be sure to call us for a bit of tension release prior to going up on the roof this year 
1-877-787-7961 *** 1-877-Pussy-61
We’ll keep you happy and safe XOXOXO
How about long walks on the beach at sunset – holding hands – cuddling on the couch with a good old movie on and a bucket of warm popcorn with real butter – well if that’s what YOU like move on – but leave the hot butter! I have much better things to do and we can make some interesting use of that hot butter! Let me tell you what I like -I like your voice in my ear, I prefer your tongue in my ear – I actually prefer your tongue about SOUTH of my ear but we can talk about THAT on the phone! Now call me – Dawn at 1-877-782-1386 and get ready for a good hard ride! And remember they don’t call me Dirty Dawn for nothing!
Hello, I am Sally Mae, I have found that you boys really like to talk about my life growing up on the farm. I love discussing all the aspects of my life on the farm while I am on the phone with you all. PhoneSex with you boys is never more fun then when you listen to all my nasty stories about how I learned about sex.
I have also learned that life in the city is quite the adventure. That terms we used in the country take on a whole different meaning. Perfect example a Cock Fight in the country is a fight between two roosters of the bird variety.
BEAVERS shall pervail .. Tomorrow in Oregon the BEAVERS shall battle for there place in the Rose Bowl. You know how much you love some BEAVER Hell even I love a little BEAVER … sooooooooooo damn sweet!
Join us tomorrow in Eugene for the Civil War .. cheer on your favorite BEAVER!
Call me with your prediction for a great BEAVER special
EXCELLENT BEAVER
HELL CALL ME DURING THE GAME AND SEE HOW HOT I CAN BE
I have guys ask me on occasion if I have ever been with a woman – well HELL YEAH of course I have! I have quite a bit of history with women in fact and I’ll tell you a little about it, but rest assured I do enjoy some girl on girl and if there is a hot randy guy watching it just adds to OUR PLEASURE.
As a young teenage – and some of you fellas probably remember your early days – kids that age are CURIOUS and they share that curiosity! The number of sleepovers me and my girl friends would have – we could not wait to get togther, and anticipate chatting ALL night long about boys mostly – but other things too like maybe somebody caught their parents fooling around, or maybe somebody found something naughty in the master bedroom hidden in a bottom drawer – and just a natural curiosity – about our bodies (and boys) – and that curiosity often led to some kind of experimentation – hmmmm imagine that….want to hear more girl on girl detail – maybe you are a very kinky fella and like the idea of mother and daughter – hmmmm? I have this young niece – and she adores and looks up to me and wants to be JUST LIKE AUNT CINDY when she grows up and I have taken her under my wing. I could use a hand in continuing her education and she is VERY eager to learn – interested? 1-877-487-6465.
