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What a fine weekend I’ve had .. I wanted to tell you about the Bachelorette party I went to Friday night and how Grandma Loved the swinging cock sacks

Friday night all the girls went out for a night on the town & bachelorette party  LOL what a hoot … well Muriel the 86 year old grandma went along as did the Auntie’s, Moms of bride and groom add in the High School girl friends ( bride and friends all in there early 20′s) lol quite the combo right

Ready for some Kinky family fun XOXO

Old folk sex is some of the best sex and brings us some of the best wit and pleasure.  When I got this I had to share it with you, remember you won’t have this problem with Auntie Carol.  My boys know Im a anything goes Kind of Auntie!!  ;) Enjoy

THE NEVER ENDING SOAP OPERA OF MARGARET & BERT

Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, “Notice anything different NOW?”

Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, “Bert, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow.” 

Furious, Bert yelled, “AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?”

Many loves to you my boys.. now go put on your cowboy boots and cum on over to

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Anything goes @ Auntie Carol’s house  

How I was destined to be one of the best phone sex ladies out there on the net ;)

When I got married on Friday the 13th wayyyyy back then lol yes today is what reminded me of this story.  We were young and carefree, my new husband fresh out of the army (viet nam).  We moved to washington state so he could work with his brother, ( and I could have the best threesomes in the world) <another story another time.  So to hold up my side of the marriage I wanted to find a job, and I did!! 

I was 18 cute as fuck and went to work as a receptionist in a massage parlor, yes a close, personal massage parlor.  Hand finishes, body shampoo’s, massage lessons the whole nine yards.  The folks that owned the parlor “Pamper House” in Longview Washington, they had the cutest dresses made for me to greet the clients.  Lots of titties showing, this was my first shot at talking dirty to MEN real men.  Selling favors from ladies, I would talk to the men/ladies when they entered the plush reception area.  Help them decide the degree of massage they wanted, escort them to there rooms.  Help them disrobe and prepare for there massage.  Advise them of what will happen next, get them anything they needed for there massage time.

My god what fun that was, 18 cute as fuck all the men offering me anything & everything for time with me.  I knew I was already a dirty girl but never before did I realize how much I loved showing off as much as my new found profession.   Exhibitionist for sure … let’s show em what they want

Geezus what fun, and the dresses oh my were they cute.  Wish I had a picture for you of those dresses I loved that job

Made for Auntie Carol to have the best hands and voice for Phonesex today

Another pretty dress for Auntie Carol

I bet those men/women would love this dress too

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My first year of taking calls from horny boys proved to be a very interesting year.  Opened my eyes and opened my sense of experiment further than I ever thought possible.  Back to my first Superbowl sunday as a phone sexy lady.  I thought I would be watching the game with out a single ring, well one boy called right after half time and we masturbated together thru the rest of the game.  Now I was on a nice cushy sofa, with my gentleman friend who also ended up masturbating with my phone gent and myself.  I know him watching me is what him so very horny and got him to join in on the fun. 

The reason this is so memorable is I could hear a full blown super bowl party going on.  Like my gentleman caller was right in the middle of the party on a sofa stroking his rod.  Unlike my self some what in private, it was very exciting hearing him talk dirty -”O so dirty” to Auntie! While partying lol what fun the need of orgasm brings us too …

Baby doll I would love to kibitz about any balls you might want too.  Let’s get naughty this weekend and celebrate the love of football and masturbation XOXO

Auntie Carol’s dare to you … Will you masturbate during the game?  In public?

TOUCH DOWN XOXO

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I love to wake up in the morning and find a blanket of white outside and a fine man making his way up the path to my door.  As he walks in I’m waiting in my silky nightie (ready to shed it at any moment)  this fine man is shaking the white off of his jacket and talk about shedding his duds … he was lightening fast and hollering .. WARM  ME  UP  BABY  !!!

Anyone that knows me .. knows I was obliged to do so and as fast as an elf on the toy line.   OOOOOOOOOOOOO baby .. he was so ready for my hot body!

One of my many boys stopping by this holiday season to wish me a joyous season and KEEP AUNTIE WARM

Auntie Kisses to you for the Holiday Season

Holiday cheer to all  boys and girls! Coming home for the holidays and rekindling all those family ties.  Spending time with each other and enjoying those warm times together. 

No one knows what goes on behind closed doors .. do they

Tonight is the Eve of HOLIDAY warmth and CHEER get together with family and friends & ENJOY!!

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