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This post if for one of my special boys … please if you like trashy little butts enjoy this little tail  …………………………………..

The trailer park down on the other side of the tracks where the pavement ends and the dirt road begins … please drive slow XOXO

The Rosie Dell trailer park is having their annual Roll back beauty pageant, each year they choose a decade to mimic this year it will be the 70′s

This is where the trashy little butts come into play …  literally

The mama’s get as excited and into the pageant as their daughters, living vicariously thru the younger version of themselves.  Dressing up and dressing their offspring to WIN … the 60′s with big hair ratted up high on their heads both moms and daughters.  Make up lots of blue – green and yellow eyes batting … long long eyelashes, one Mama became creative with Twiggy lashes and thick eyeliner.  These eyes almost put them in first place, then the one with the beauty mark lower right cheek with bright red lips.  Oh wait the daughter with the snow white lips, bright neon blue eye shadow … AMAZING!!

The faces and hair is so exciting to you that it’s hard to go past to see the fingers and toes .. the outfits … oh my the outfits .. tight daisy duke shorts with long bare legs .. skin tight leather mini skirts .. flowered capri pants .. loose see thru gauze dresses << what do you see ?

The shoes .. hemp platforms, jelly shoes, bare feet, high heels, all the toes painted the colors of the rainbow .. i do believe the most stunning and appealing contestant is the one with the blue eyes .. white lip stick and vibrant blue nails .. being careless and care free she had chipped her nails which made her stand out even more than the others.

Now the question if you were the judge … what is the next move ?

Be sure to let me know XOXOXO

Carol 1-877-516-8280

Would you like to come over to Aunties and play in my panty drawer or baby do you want to get those musky panties from the dirty hamper?

You know I love it when you put on those pretty pink panties the sheer ones that I can see your little crack when you turn around.  That’s it prance in front of the mirror … honey you can put on any of Aunties sexy lingerie OXOXOXOXO

Aunties home baby come on over .. let’s play

Love ya sweetness

Auntie Carol … 1-877-516-8280

Auntie is waiting for you Baby

What a fine weekend I’ve had .. I wanted to tell you about the Bachelorette party I went to Friday night and how Grandma Loved the swinging cock sacks

Friday night all the girls went out for a night on the town & bachelorette party  LOL what a hoot … well Muriel the 86 year old grandma went along as did the Auntie’s, Moms of bride and groom add in the High School girl friends ( bride and friends all in there early 20′s) lol quite the combo right

Ready for some Kinky family fun XOXO

Old folk sex is some of the best sex and brings us some of the best wit and pleasure.  When I got this I had to share it with you, remember you won’t have this problem with Auntie Carol.  My boys know Im a anything goes Kind of Auntie!!  ;) Enjoy

THE NEVER ENDING SOAP OPERA OF MARGARET & BERT

Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, “Notice anything different NOW?”

Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, “Bert, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow.” 

Furious, Bert yelled, “AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?”

Many loves to you my boys.. now go put on your cowboy boots and cum on over to

Auntie Carol’s house 1-877-516-8280

NoTaboo Auntie Carol 1-877-516-8280

Anything goes @ Auntie Carol’s house  

How I was destined to be one of the best phone sex ladies out there on the net ;)

When I got married on Friday the 13th wayyyyy back then lol yes today is what reminded me of this story.  We were young and carefree, my new husband fresh out of the army (viet nam).  We moved to washington state so he could work with his brother, ( and I could have the best threesomes in the world) <another story another time.  So to hold up my side of the marriage I wanted to find a job, and I did!! 

I was 18 cute as fuck and went to work as a receptionist in a massage parlor, yes a close, personal massage parlor.  Hand finishes, body shampoo’s, massage lessons the whole nine yards.  The folks that owned the parlor “Pamper House” in Longview Washington, they had the cutest dresses made for me to greet the clients.  Lots of titties showing, this was my first shot at talking dirty to MEN real men.  Selling favors from ladies, I would talk to the men/ladies when they entered the plush reception area.  Help them decide the degree of massage they wanted, escort them to there rooms.  Help them disrobe and prepare for there massage.  Advise them of what will happen next, get them anything they needed for there massage time.

My god what fun that was, 18 cute as fuck all the men offering me anything & everything for time with me.  I knew I was already a dirty girl but never before did I realize how much I loved showing off as much as my new found profession.   Exhibitionist for sure … let’s show em what they want

Geezus what fun, and the dresses oh my were they cute.  Wish I had a picture for you of those dresses I loved that job

Made for Auntie Carol to have the best hands and voice for Phonesex today

Another pretty dress for Auntie Carol

I bet those men/women would love this dress too

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My first year of taking calls from horny boys proved to be a very interesting year.  Opened my eyes and opened my sense of experiment further than I ever thought possible.  Back to my first Superbowl sunday as a phone sexy lady.  I thought I would be watching the game with out a single ring, well one boy called right after half time and we masturbated together thru the rest of the game.  Now I was on a nice cushy sofa, with my gentleman friend who also ended up masturbating with my phone gent and myself.  I know him watching me is what him so very horny and got him to join in on the fun. 

The reason this is so memorable is I could hear a full blown super bowl party going on.  Like my gentleman caller was right in the middle of the party on a sofa stroking his rod.  Unlike my self some what in private, it was very exciting hearing him talk dirty -”O so dirty” to Auntie! While partying lol what fun the need of orgasm brings us too …

Baby doll I would love to kibitz about any balls you might want too.  Let’s get naughty this weekend and celebrate the love of football and masturbation XOXO

Auntie Carol’s dare to you … Will you masturbate during the game?  In public?

TOUCH DOWN XOXO

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